So, I’ve got these old pruning shears just sitting there, collecting dust. Why do I even keep them? Sentimental value? Maybe. But the real kicker: […]
Okay, so, here’s what’s been driving me up a wall: I just wanted a bag of boring old 10-10-10 for my tomatoes. Nothing fancy. But […]
Alright, so—why is it that every jobsite I hit these days, there’s always some crusty, ancient hose getting dragged around, looking like it’s been through […]
Spent fifteen minutes yesterday wrestling with my neighbor’s busted pruners—classic. You hear “ergonomic handles” hyped up everywhere, but nobody warns you the tension bolt strips […]
Serrated edges. Why don’t people talk about them? I’m out there, hands soaked, pruners slipping, stems looking like I chewed them, and nobody says, “Hey, […]
Alright, look, if I spot one more landscaper wobbling around with some half-broken wheelbarrow, pretending they’re gonna outpace the clock, I might just walk off […]
So, here’s what’s been bugging me: every time I buy some “ergonomic” pruner, it’s like a dare to see how quickly my palm can get […]