So, last month, my water bill shows up and I just stare at it, kind of suspicious, because it’s—what?—way lower than usual. Not just a […]
Still annoyed about the basil massacre last summer—something (rabbit? demon?) just snipped them off at the base, then poof, gone for weeks. Garden engineers, these […]
So, here’s the thing: my compost pile’s still steaming like some weird science experiment, and every single agronomist I bug on the phone basically yells, […]
So, picture this: first raised bed, I’m sweating through a Saturday with a pile of warped lumber and a neighbor swearing topsoil’s all I need. […]
So, soil testing. Nobody ever warned me it would eat my life, but here I am, dodging calls, chasing down field notes, and—seriously—why does everyone […]
So, here’s what happened: I’m killing time on my phone, scrolling through gardening forums while the dryer buzzes, and suddenly there’s this bizarre suggestion—watering tomatoes […]
So, picture this: I’m ankle-deep in dandelions, grass clippings stuck to my shins, and suddenly I’m pulling gritty pre-emergent out of my socks. Why does […]
Honestly, I’m still baffled that folks just bury kitchen scraps in the yard and act surprised when raccoons show up for a midnight buffet. I’ve […]
Alright, so here’s the deal: I’ve spent way too many afternoons arguing with myself about mulch, water, and whether my garden’s even worth saving. Why […]
Every time I drag out the mower, I can’t help staring at my neighbor’s lawn. Actually, calling it a lawn is generous—it’s just clover and […]
I swear, every time I look out the window, my neighbor’s tomatoes have gotten bigger. Like, are they sneaking steroids into the soil at midnight […]
Look, I’ll admit it, I stared at my tomatoes for two weeks straight, convinced my neighbor’s “miracle” raised bed mix was just playground sand with […]
So, here’s the thing—I’m still irritated by how every summer, neighbors claim they’ve “finally cracked watering,” yet by July, their tomatoes look like they’re melting. […]
People love to talk about “having a green thumb,” but honestly, most of that’s just hype. What’s way more important—stuff nobody brags about in those […]
Slugs everywhere. My neighbor keeps preaching about companion planting and neem oil, like it’s some cult—“natural pest control!” Sure, but bugs don’t care about your […]