Alright, so here’s the thing: these supposedly “smart” plant setups? They don’t exactly parade their savings around with neon signs or confetti. It’s just this […]
Breakthrough? Please. Every spring, I’m out there squinting at my rows, trying to figure out what’s not shriveling or getting that weird fuzz. Why does […]
So, I’m looking at this crumpled receipt from my last nursery haul—snake plants, overhyped and definitely not cheap. Why are people at the farmers’ market […]
So here’s a thing I didn’t expect: apparently, everyone’s now scrambling for these “botanist-approved” seed packs, and—no exaggeration—big-box stores are basically fighting over them. I […]
My friend blows up my phone at 2 a.m. about his mutual fund nosediving, and honestly, I’m just thinking, “Didn’t your Monstera Thai Constellation double […]
Okay, can we talk about the coffee grounds thing? Because, honestly, every time I visit someone, there’s a sad little houseplant with a crust of […]
So, where the heck do you even get native plants that won’t send your water bill into the stratosphere? I’ve been down this path so […]
So, my phone just exploded again—yeah, it’s always something, but this time it was all about the Musa Aeae. That’s the variegated banana plant, in […]