So, where the heck do you even get native plants that won’t send your water bill into the stratosphere? I’ve been down this path so […]
I swear, every time I look out the window, my neighbor’s tomatoes have gotten bigger. Like, are they sneaking steroids into the soil at midnight […]
Look, I’ll admit it, I stared at my tomatoes for two weeks straight, convinced my neighbor’s “miracle” raised bed mix was just playground sand with […]
So, here’s the thing—I’m still irritated by how every summer, neighbors claim they’ve “finally cracked watering,” yet by July, their tomatoes look like they’re melting. […]
Alright, look, if I spot one more landscaper wobbling around with some half-broken wheelbarrow, pretending they’re gonna outpace the clock, I might just walk off […]
Alright, so, let’s just get this out of the way: I never bought into those “just use a balanced 10-10-10” fertilizer slogans. Who decided plants […]
So, here’s what’s been bugging me: every time I buy some “ergonomic” pruner, it’s like a dare to see how quickly my palm can get […]
People love to talk about “having a green thumb,” but honestly, most of that’s just hype. What’s way more important—stuff nobody brags about in those […]
So, my phone just exploded again—yeah, it’s always something, but this time it was all about the Musa Aeae. That’s the variegated banana plant, in […]
Slugs everywhere. My neighbor keeps preaching about companion planting and neem oil, like it’s some cult—“natural pest control!” Sure, but bugs don’t care about your […]